Anonymous asked: Your URL has always fascinated me. Are you the master of cocks? Is your cock some kind of master? Have you mastered your cock? Are you talking about a male chicken or are you talking about, like, dicks? And what does "800" stand for? Or am I missing some reference? I don't even know why I keep thinking about it. (I'm so ashamed of myself right now that I decided to do this anonymously. Do you even realize what you're doing to me?)
I commend your attempt at exhausting all the possibilities behind the fabled URL ‘cockmaster800’, anon. Many in the past have tried to figure out the puzzle of which is ‘cockmaster800’ and failed miserably. To truly understand the URL you must first become aware you are dreaming. Once you have done that, chug two bottles of Robitussin cough syrup; this will allow you see into real reality. Now, put all your focus into the thought ‘cockmaster800’, which will manifest the original cockmaster, ‘cockmaster001’. You will have to defeat all the cockmasters till you finally reach ‘cockmaster800’, which is me. See ya on the astral plane.